Saturday, April 18, 2009

Brain Drill - Apocalyptic Feasting



















Brain Drill are one of the gayest bands in recent memory. They are considered "Technical Death Metal" by some. I don't hear a single trace of Death Metal on this album. This is just an overproduced wankfest for posers. There use to be a fucking time when Technical Death Metal actually meant Death Metal bands who could write technical songs. But nowadays, Tech. Death Metal just means a bunch of retards playing sweep arpeggios every time they get the chance in between their boring tremolo picking and br00tal Fear Factory influenced riffs. Ugh! There's no real songwriting involved. How anyone can enjoy this is beyond me. I feel sick every time I see the name Brain Drill. A lot of people will tell you that "DIS BE EVOLUTION DAWG!" FUCK YOU! THIS ISN'T AN EVOLUTION OF DEATH METAL! THIS ISN'T EVEN DEATH METAL! THIS IS FUCKING WANKCORE!


If you like real death metal, stay the fuck away from this piece of shit. If you are actually into this crap, get your head checked out. There must be something horribly wrong with you. There are no redeeming qualities on this album.

0/10

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

El Aborto's rants

Thats right folks, Its your favorite Cynical Bastard El Aborto here. I know I haven't reviewed much but that will change soon. I am here to present to you some of my vocal rants. Thats right, you will hear me ranting uncontrollably about crappy music and crappy films, every singe part of my rants are filled with hate, ignorance and hilarity.

Listen with extreme caution and if your a whiny, easily offended bitch, send me some hate mail and let me know I did my job.

enjoy the rants you sickos

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