El Abortos Second Review

Cuntsmacker- Hypnoticism:Transcending the Metricious

Reviewed by El Aborto

Cuntsmacker, with a name like that you can expect a band that is either fucking awesome or very tongue in cheek, and in Cuntsmackers case...they are pretty much both.Cuntsmacker is a three man band comprising of the lovely Morbid G who writes the bands lyrics and is the main vocalist, C Smacker 4 is does the clean vocals for the songs and who does the drums and programming for tracks, and Cunt Smackula who does low vocals and who is the guitarist and bassist.

Their latest cd is called Hypnoticism:Transcending the Metricious, and it is completely different from their usual stuff but it still holds that unique flavor that they make. the songs all have to do with medical or fetishes. The songs don't sound like usually grindcore band stuff, which is not a bad thing, especially for a band that says they are "Not your typical Grindcore band", the songs are more electro or techno mixed with grind, which helps out the songs being that many of them have to do with freaky fetishes such as Tamakeri Omarashi which deals with both the kicking of the genitals and urination. they have songs like Ovum Discharge which is a fancy way of being on the Rag and Xenofulfill My Love which deals with loving an alien species and many more, this song is good for people like me who enjoy sick fetishes and don't mind a little change just as long as the basic tongue in cheek nature is there, and trust me Cuntsmacker is the kind of band that will always make some kick ass tracks even if they are not typical death metal or grindcore. if your into freaky shit and if you like to "get down" like what the young kids are talking about these days, check out this album.

I give it a 8/10

El Aborto's first cd review..well here

Yes that is right, El Aborto has did some cd reviews and the first band I reviewed is Demoniacal Possession and their album "Into the Infernal Kingdom"

Demoniacal Possession- Into the Infernal Kingdom

Reviewed by El Aborto

Demoniacal Possession, a name that oozes gloom, evil, and a killer fucking band from Georgia. Demoniacal is headed by one man mastermind Demonic who does the bass, guitar and drums for this throw back to old death metal. His "official" demo is called Into the Infernal Kingdom and if your into Old school Doom and Death Metal, then this is the album for you to get.

The Intro is classic old school, the riffs are slow and menacing and will drive you toward instant headbanging. The focus of the songs are evil or reference old horror movies that deal with the dark and the supernatural such as Rise of the Blind Dead. every track is haunting, dark and aggressive which makes it perfect music for all those gore obsessed fans out there who want music for their own horror movies. the band even does an homage to the greatest fucking band known Impetigo, with their song "Lesion of Impetigo", Demonic gets very close to how Steveo would do his voice, and you will never stop headbanging to this band and album, this is a band that you can expect to become fucking better with every album and will constantly try to pervert your children.

if your into whimpy nu death metal or happy christian shit, then piss off.

I give this a 9/10

Toxic Avenger

Plot
Some dorky little fuck gets picked on by body builders and hot chicks to the point where the carrot top pansy jumps out of a god damn window. The little fucker falls into a barrel of toxic waste parked there by two druggies who are snorting coke. The kid catches on fire and turns into a buff as shit deformed monster in a pink tu tu. He then goes out into Tromaville and kills tranny muggers, and Mexican food shop buglers. The fat white mayor and his stereotypical Nazi German 1st mate seek to kill this monster because thy are the case of all the crime and are making bank. Long story short the fat fuck gets disemboweled, the fucking end!

Review
If you like fucking retarded Gore/slasher flicks with a shitty plot and tons of blood and gore then you'll love this! Stereotypes left and right, good tit shots, and over all funny!

10/10

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